hot-n-ready

why do I always hurt the ones I love (myself)

attn all cboyardee’s youtube account has been reactivated

there is a mouse in the oven (actual mouse) (not nazi) (the oven is off)

pizza, popsicle n parks and recreation

my boss just put cartoons on the tv at work because “you like that shit” and patted my belly hmm

quick tip for all students when the professor asks if the class has any more questions that’s your cue to sit quietly and get out early not start an hour long academic discussion on dating boys